Tour of Tijuana

Anyone who says Tijuana is not a fun place to go is probably over 30 or a parent who has seen too many episodes of Dateline. If you're a college student who likes to party, drink, and shop, it's perfect. Yes, it's dirty and some parts smell. And it can be dangerous. But if you're smart and don't get falling down drunk, you should be all right. Tijuana is only 20 miles from San Diego and it's always hopping with Californian college kids. You don't need to know Spanish. You don't have to convert your money to Pesos. Just don't forget your ID.

<big>Getting There</big>

My advice would be to walk, not drive, over the border. There are plenty of parking lots off of the last USA exit. For six dollars, you can park your car for the day (or night) and walk over the border. It's faster and much less of a hassle than waiting in all the traffic. Plus, driving in Mexico can be a bitch. If you must do it, make sure you get a oneday Mexican insurance policy. If you don't have insurance and you get into an accident, you will go to jail. You will not pass go or collect $200. Even if you are hurt. Even if you are hurt badly. In Mexico, if something happens you're considered legally at fault automatically and held until the authorities figure out what happened.

If you're going over at night, you might consider taking a cab once you cross into Mexico. Revolucion, the main drag is a short walk from the border and no big deal during the day. But at night, there's a long footbridge you have to cross and I've been told it's dangerous. Taxis are only $6 for three people.

<big>Drinking</big>

There are reasons to go to Tijuana besides the alcohol, but I can't really think of many right now. In Tijuana you only have to be 18 to drink and there's plenty of booze to go around! Don't try to order anything fancy the choice comes down to margaritas or Coronas. They usually serve a watered down shot of cheap tequila with every beer, too.

Usually you can get two for one beers and two for one margaritas. Prices vary per day and establishment. Expect to pay about $1.50 per Corona or $2.00 if they're two for one. However, don't plan on splitting. If you have two people and you each want one Corona, you can't ask for them to bring you just two Coronas. Since they're two for one, they'll bring you four Coronas. They pretend they don't understand so don't even try it. Just drink your beers and remember how much you'd be paying in the states for just one.

<big>Eating</big>

The first time I went to Tijuana, I went to a Tijuana Domino's. I was afraid to eat the food. Now, I eagerly seek out street vendor tacos. You usually get three tacos for a dollar and they're so good! I have never gotten sick eating down there so I wouldn't worry.

<big>Clubbing</big>

Revolucion is the center of Tijuana nightlife. Dozens of clubs line the streets. As you walk by, you'll be accosted by bouncers begging you to come in. Usually you'll find one of two deals. It's either no cover and you pay for each drink or a tendollar (or so) cover charge for allyoucandrink. The music is pop techno and really loud. No noise restrictions. And, unlike in California, you can smoke inside.

<big>Shopping</big>

Tijuana is the kind of place you could shop till you drop. The open market style stores have great trinkets, jewelry, knives, bongs, stained glass, cheap tequila and cigarettes, and knock off sunglasses. We're talking fake Oakleys or RayBans for six bucks or a "Rolex" watch for $25. As you walk the streets, the vendors will call after you to come into their stores.

Never accept a first offer when shopping in Tijuana. Bartering is an art form and souvenirs are much more satisfying if you get a bargain.

You might occasionally feel guilty bartering because the items are already so cheap, so it's okay to forego talking down a grubby child wanting two dollars for a shell necklace or a rose. Be aware that begging is common in Tijuana. There's actually a sign at the border instructing tourists not to give money to beggars.

<big>Safety</big>

While Tijuana is not as scary as some might have you believe, it's still important to take the necessary precautions. Remember, you are in a foreign country and the laws here are different.

You must be at least 18 to cross the border without your parent or guardian. If you're underage and you get caught, they'll hold you in Tijuana until your parents come pick you up. They will only release you to your parents, which could be a bummer if your parents live on the East Coast.

Don't even think about getting into a fight in Tijuana. If you do, you'll go to jail. And though I've never seen the inside of a Mexican jail, I'm sure it's not pleasant. So leave your egos at home and don't drink yourselves into such a stupor that you have to prove your manhood to the guy next to you.

Monica Sharp is a freelance writer in San Diego, California. She is hoping to write off her margaritas as a business expense.